My name is Diamond Tiara, and I’m better than you. Let’s just get that out of the way now. I work as a “seamstress” at the Wet Horn in Canterlot… which is a … clothing store. Anything else you’ve heard is a filthy lie. The SoSweet&Tasty Deviantart In collaboration with MidnightMagicTumblr (3.0; @askdirtydiamond)http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5fIa-VKqOZ4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to make a video. I have to deal with this stupid Silver Spoon thing. Maybe I’m just over-thinking things. Thirty minutes, and some matches, that’s all I need. …hmmm, I don’t remember recording for this long…Oh well. It’s not important.</p> <p><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LyM0SfNRuX9Jgcjd0iTv3buO-bj3ZCib5XB1_d1qGeQ/edit">Click here for the transcript!</a></p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/28153916209http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/28153916209Sat, 28 Jul 2012 00:28:38 +0200I dunnoMaybeMeretrix MoritusI don't have time for this. Unless you can help me out in which case I TOTALLY have time just for you.And thus the excrement hits the fan.Do not pass GO.YOU HAVE THREE CONTINUES LEFT<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L1H6O0DDtsY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you’ll excuse me, I have to take a short break to figure out how I’ll extract myself from this hole I’ve dug myself in…<br/><br/><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-aZ9pSq4HqNCHWAVSk49B-bG_AUjOSDYJj3KO8PAsTs/edit">Click here for the transcript!</a></p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/26523642571http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/26523642571Thu, 05 Jul 2012 01:57:00 +0200Silver SpoonFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSweet Celestia's Flank when did I hit 500 followers?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68x14u7iK1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She never even had the decency to give me my tiara back. Some Princess.</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/25955963915http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/25955963915Wed, 27 Jun 2012 00:27:04 +0200royal scandlein other news tomatoes are nice this year<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59d6nyhlk1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That will be nine bits ninety-nine.</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/24618826432http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/24618826432Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:42:23 +0200bedroom eyesit should be thirty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ng37cWi61rr7897o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An admirer going by  <a href="http://dop4min3rgic.deviantart.com/%C2%A0">http://dop4min3rgic.deviantart.com/ </a> drew me as a human. I still look superior to other humans, so it will suffice.</p> <p>(OOC: Hiatus at an end! Expect regular posts soon!)</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/23820008778http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/23820008778Sat, 26 May 2012 23:37:55 +0200my little human<p>Ugh. Some jackass soaked my computer and messed up the camera and microphone. It&#8217;s gonna take a while, and a few too many favors to get this fixed, but don&#8217;t worry, you&#8217;ll all see my lovely face soon enough. Till then, just go back to asking me questions, and worshiping idols of me.<br/><br/>((OOC: Sorry about the lack of posts recently, loyal fans, but life has been striking us players in this little troupe pretty hard. A few of us are still in school with finals rearing their ugly heads, and those that aren&#8217;t have been dealing with some tough times. We&#8217;re working on new posts for you, but it&#8217;s just gonna take a little while longer than usual. We&#8217;ll get back to your regularly scheduled Dirty Diamond Tiara soon enough. Thanks for following us, and being patient. You guys are awesome.))</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/21653757315http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/21653757315Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:24:00 +0200ApologiesBrief hiatusLife's a bitch but there's only room for one alpha.We'll be back<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AAYJSVTbqaE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hey, I got my webcam to work. Sort of.</p> <p>~DT</p> <p><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jh49DY2lr5C-W1JXdII9nZfduPo8FgdV6zQrmsTImVE/edit">Click here for the transcript!</a></p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20982049499http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20982049499Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:10:00 +0200motion comicstop pretending you are fooling nopony<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27y6uT7xt1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(OOC: Wow, a hundred followers in a single day - thank you <a href="http://askthetimemaster.tumblr.com/">http://askthetimemaster.tumblr.com/</a> for reblogging us! You guys are all awesome.</p> <p>We’ll get a new voiced episode out within the week, stay tuned!)</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20781348157http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20781348157Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:40:05 +0200184 down the rest of the world to gobecoming as popular as popular...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vcqbD6YS1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seriously, only way to get those out. Yuck.</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20363865023http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20363865023Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:25:23 +0200fire is the answer to everything<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-SWml6nRdSI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just trying out a little something new. I found somepony to help me out and make a video in exchange for a hoof…made outfit.<br/><br/>Because that’s what I do as a seamstress. </p> <p><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uAVWtQFhqlWLHCDgsJ9zVssFm0_cNvaKjc9mBD_PTW4/edit">Click here for the transcript!</a></p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20000510199http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/20000510199Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:06:05 +0200Something a little bit differentWhen you were younger did you think that your career would look like that?I think I'm starting to get the hang of this Tumblr thing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13tyfFLGS1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I didn’t record my voice this week because it’s sore from deep… stitching… </p> <p>So you will have to make do without! I know, dreadful, isn’t it?</p> <p>Don’t worry your little heads, I’ll make next week’s particularly long and exciting.</p> <p>  ~Diamond Tiara</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19542822154http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19542822154Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:44:39 +0100this post contains innuendos<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0terzM7KA1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click the audio file below.</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19229355954http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19229355954Tue, 13 Mar 2012 09:40:47 +0100curling iron of doom<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_19224053936" src="http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19224053936/audio_player_iframe/askdirtydiamond/tumblr_m0t4rbymM71rr7897?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Faskdirtydiamond%2F19224053936%2Ftumblr_m0t4rbymM71rr7897" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thought I’d let you know, this recording gets a little loud. Wouldn’t want you to tune in, only to blow out your eardrums, now would we? How else would you listen to my beautiful voice next week?<br/><br/><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AOsixHQzKC-ms3x2ke_OBLa6Ct49kKSdlKG55B6Fq8M/edit">Click here for the transcript.</a></p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19224053936http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/19224053936Tue, 13 Mar 2012 06:04:00 +0100A little taste of what's to comeI still don't get how this whole thing worksMy first responseWrestlingSo... Wrestling You work with that sort of stuff?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0flupgU8u1rr7897o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click the audio file below to hear my beautiful voice. </p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18807539388http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18807539388Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:47:00 +0100<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18805633234" src="http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18805633234/audio_player_iframe/askdirtydiamond/tumblr_m0fkem3i4Z1rr7897?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Faskdirtydiamond%2F18805633234%2Ftumblr_m0fkem3i4Z1rr7897" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ln3aHvRwGE_-gno-fIB2gAekW8VUnYGDxC29RlH2C0o/edit" title="Transcript" target="_blank">Click here for a transcript!</a></p> <p>The music is from my noisy neighbors. It’s like, by some colt named Silva Hound, I think. Applejack (Remastered) or something like that.</p> <p>From Drinks on Da House: Special Deluxe Edition.</p> <p>Or so they’ve told me.</p>http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18805633234http://askdirtydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18805633234Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:15:00 +0100My first post or whateverSeamstressing? Yeah right.Applejack (Remastered) - Silva Hound